Thoughts

My Own

Remember, you are special... just like the sauce.
I find it more often the case that it is six of one or a half dozen seven of the other.
It's best to have more than you need, but less than you want.
Nobody was ever decades ahead of their time. Their successors were too late.
Encourage others to do the impossible. It's fun to watch them fail.
I believe what I do know is infinitely less than what I do not know.
At risk of offending the oxymorons, political correctness is an oxymoron.
Remain open to the possibility that it is you who is primitive, not your ancestors.
Fact is rarely what you know to be true. More often it is your trust in what another has declared to be true.
You cannot approach infinity, but you can infinitely approach.
The foundation of security is trust.
Sometimes a win-win scenario is just a disregard for the two losers.
Why buy just one when you can have two for twice the price. (paraphrased from Contact)
Give things worth having.

From Others

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. — Ford Prefect (Douglas Adams)
(Writer #1) “I'm writing a book.” (Writer #2) “Neither am I.” — Peter Cook
If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. — Laura Ingalls Wilder
The lack of money is the root of all evil. — Mark Twain
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. — Mark Twain (among others)
It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. — Maurice Switzer